So on top of this heart failure thing, I think I also might have tooth decay. From the copious amounts of candy my boyfriend bought me to the donuts my mom keeps buying me, it’s only a matter of time before my teeth fall out —or I at least get my first cavity. The icing on the (cookie!) cake goes to Gab Cristelli, an old comrade from Fordham. I always want cookie cakes, but never have a reason to get one. Honestly, hospitals and being sick have a lot of perks and I am very excited to continue rotting my teeth out in the name of sugary goodness.

NOMS! Ps. Please note that my nails match my hospital gown.

NOMS! Ps. Please note that my nails match my hospital gown.

While we are on the subject of sweets, you clearly must live under a rock if you haven’t seen this video you clearly live under a rock and we can’t be friends.

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    LOL – you just made my Saturday. HILARIOUS!

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    I guess I should return your birthday gift and replace it with a supply of tooth care products!!! You’re too pretty to be a YUCK MOUTH!

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    LOVE IT, and I love you!

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    I’m so honored to be mentioned in a post!! PS – I LOVE your nail polish!! 🙂

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